Chicken.

If you want to eat at Chick fil-A to make a point, I suggest you do so. If it makes you feel good about yourself, I assume you need to feel good about yourself, and I encourage you to do it. There's nothing wrong with wanting to feel good about yourself. If you're the kind of person who's going to complain that I shouldn't dislike you because you shouldn't have to be a good person to be liked, not eating at Chick fil-A won't make me like you, and it won't make you a good person.

Why I probably won't go to Pride this year.

1. I no longer feel the need to come up with an excuse to get drunk at 3 in the afternoon.
2. I don't like being hungover before it gets dark outside.
3. Also when it's still sweltering at 9 at night.
4. I don't remember what happened at the last couple of Prides I went to, and not because I had blacked out.
5. I'm entirely too special a snowflake to do what everyone else is doing. I also imagined that skipping my ten-year high school reunion made me cool.
6. I'm too young and ungrateful to appreciate the struggles of my forebears, and I take LGBT equality entirely for granted.
7. Eh.