Showing posts with label skepticism. Show all posts
Showing posts with label skepticism. Show all posts

Sunday, June 17, 2012

Consciousness-raising.

It's unfortunate, isn't it, that once you realize the cheesecake you've been eating all your life is actually bullshit, you can't go back to thinking it's cheesecake again.

Minority.

It's often suggested that there's a positive correlation between atheism and intelligence, and fucking hell don't we atheists know it. Even those of us who are atheists because we didn't grow up in terribly religious families and never had much encouragement or reason to be religious in the first place aren't giving up our automatic smartypants points. As atheists, we also get to be an oppressed minority, so we get bonus victim points, and we don't have to feel bad when those feminazi bitches start yammering to us about privilege. After all, we totally think women should have rights, starting with the right to suck our cocks and scrub our floors. Hey, where are you going? Jesus, we were kidding.

Sunday, September 17, 2006

From the Skeptic's Dictionary

Pyramidiocy is characterized by having an outlandish, farfetched theory about the origin, nature or purpose of the Egyptian pyramids.